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warfareincorporated.com
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Joined: 02 Jul 2011
Posts: 60
Location: Interweb City
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 Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:02 am Post subject: IT's JOKE TIME |
Post some jokes here guys
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Mithoz
Forum Conqueror
Joined: 09 Mar 2010
Posts: 2429
Location: Down under
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:11 am |
A man walked into a bar and said ouch
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Sub-Zero
Clan Administrator
Joined: 11 Jan 2011
Posts: 170
Location: Greece (02FEB11-23NOV12)
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:15 pm |
What do you call a man with no legs and no arms in the middle of the ocean?
BOB!
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Enzo007
Chatroom Moderator
Joined: 06 Jun 2010
Posts: 245
Location: Denver
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:34 pm |
Why did the ghost go to the bar?
For the boo's.
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galm
ForeRunner
Joined: 18 Oct 2009
Posts: 2382
Location: New York
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:35 pm |
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What does you say to an italian going to the bathroom?
European.
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slimjimninja
Veteran Member
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 1226
Location: away
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:13 pm |
Lol this is a bad one.
Why did Spock go to the bathroom?
Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.
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sam
Die-hard Fan
Joined: 19 Jun 2010
Posts: 982
Location: Far Far Away..
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| Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:18 am |
slimjimninja wrote: Lol this is a bad one.
Why did Spock go to the bathroom?
Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.
i dont get it  |
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Mithoz
Forum Conqueror
Joined: 09 Mar 2010
Posts: 2429
Location: Down under
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| Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:22 am |
sam wrote: slimjimninja wrote: Lol this is a bad one.
Why did Spock go to the bathroom?
Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.
i dont get it
It's cause it's a bad one |
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galm
ForeRunner
Joined: 18 Oct 2009
Posts: 2382
Location: New York
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| Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:40 pm |
Spock is from Star Trek and he went where no man had gne before.
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slimjimninja
Veteran Member
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 1226
Location: away
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| Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:24 pm |
He went to the bathroom where no man had ever went to the bathroom before.
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galm
ForeRunner
Joined: 18 Oct 2009
Posts: 2382
Location: New York
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| Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:20 pm |
Um yeah that's the joke, but if people don't know Star Trek it's not funny.
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warfareincorporated.com
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Joined: 02 Jul 2011
Posts: 60
Location: Interweb City
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:11 am |
Hey girls can u stop the lame jokes pls. We want funny jokes. There should be "like" and "dislike" buttons for every joke but then again all ur jokes so far r pretty bad so "dislike" button only should be all we need so far lol! Now thats a pretty funny one hahahahahhaha
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vexko
Very Active User
Joined: 10 Jul 2010
Posts: 123
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:02 pm |
Neither of those were funny
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sam
Die-hard Fan
Joined: 19 Jun 2010
Posts: 982
Location: Far Far Away..
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:45 pm |
another not funny one iv have some racist kindof jokes but i wont post them  |
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slimjimninja
Veteran Member
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 1226
Location: away
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| Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:00 pm |
Here's a good one:
Dude A is looking at a magazine. He notices an advertisement for a phone charger. A guy being him (dude B) notices as well and comments on it.
A: Phone charger ads are dumb and they waste paper!
B: I kinda like those ads. I get a real charge out of 'em.
GET IT? 
If you have lame or bad jokes post them here. |
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Wong Jeremy
Established Forum User
Joined: 05 Nov 2011
Posts: 64
Location: Malaysia
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:23 am Post subject: JOKE |
Here's a sci-fi one:
Two atoms are taking a walk down a street when one of them says:
"Oh no! I've lost an electron!" said atom number 1
"Are you sure" said atom number 2
"I'm positive!"
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thebossmant
Mega-Poster
Joined: 24 Aug 2010
Posts: 442
Location: behind u
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:52 am Post subject: Re: JOKE |
Wong Jeremy wrote: Here's a sci-fi one:
Two atoms are taking a walk down a street when one of them says:
"Oh no! I've lost an electron!" said atom number 1
"Are you sure" said atom number 2
"I'm positive!"
NO JUST NO!!!!! my chemistry teacher says that every other day |
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Mithoz
Forum Conqueror
Joined: 09 Mar 2010
Posts: 2429
Location: Down under
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:47 am |
lols it's one that i heard a lot before, but still funny to read
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Wong Jeremy
Established Forum User
Joined: 05 Nov 2011
Posts: 64
Location: Malaysia
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:53 pm |
Funny, I read this one in a joke book. It's kind of funny to me!
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Colt
Chatroom Moderator
Joined: 06 Jan 2011
Posts: 161
Location: Southern California
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:16 pm |
What did the policeman say to his belly?
You're under a vest!
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slimjimninja
Veteran Member
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 1226
Location: away
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:13 am |
That policeman must not be English.
Here's a good one: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.
GET IT?
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doom
Die-hard Fan
Joined: 27 Mar 2010
Posts: 590
Location: Admins, dont remove my location.
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:53 am |
aha,
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!
<3
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