PICK UP LINES

[thebossmant]

LONGGG but great srry if its huge

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Can I even get a fake number?

Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ice.


You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

I know your feet must be tired. Cause you been running through my mind all day!

Hurry up and write your number down before I don't want it no more.


Hey there baby, anyone ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?

How many times I have to tell u I have a boyfriend. -Well you look like the kinda girl that could use two.

I'm pretty. You're pretty. What do you say we go home and stare at each other?

This ones a bit extreme...

If you were homework I'd lay you down on the table and do you right now


JERKS FTW again srry for length

[Mithoz]

thebossmant wrote:

LONGGG but great srry if its huge

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Can I even get a fake number?

Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ice.


You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

I know your feet must be tired. Cause you been running through my mind all day!

Hurry up and write your number down before I don't want it no more.


Hey there baby, anyone ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?

How many times I have to tell u I have a boyfriend. -Well you look like the kinda girl that could use two.

I'm pretty. You're pretty. What do you say we go home and stare at each other?

This ones a bit extreme...

If you were homework I'd lay you down on the table and do you right now


JERKS FTW again srry for length

I gave up reading that halfway. And I'm pretty sure 90% of the time, those pick up lines don't work...


And how long did it take you to write that?

[wonderer]

He copyed and pasted it.

It would have been better if you had made your own

[thebossmant]

wonderer wrote:

He copyed and pasted it.

It would have been better if you had made your own

ill have to admit that i did get a few off the net.

but a year or 2 ago me and a few of my freinds sat down and typed this up on a word document lolz yes i dkid copy paste from the word document lolz

oh and nvr use these

[Mithoz]

I forgot about copy and paste...

[thebossmant]

nice mat >.<

[DaJollyRoger]

Ill just leave this here:

[thebossmant]

lol calvian and hobbs xD

those r funny i like the snowmen

[DaJollyRoger]

lol completely forgot this was calvin and hobbes.

[Mithoz]

It took like 30sec to dl that image from my 3G -.-

[thebossmant]

lolz mat

[DaJollyRoger]

i have larger images

[Mithoz]

Don't waste my download. I only have 100mb every month to use for 3g

[DaJollyRoger]

lol. *finds 200 mb picture*

[Mithoz]

Lol. -.-
*kills Djr*

[DaJollyRoger]

*noooooooooooooooooooooes*

[Mithoz]

*turns my back against Djr*

[DaJollyRoger]

*comes back to life momentearly and shoots mithoz with a ballistic knife, killing him, then dies again*

[thebossmant]

hahahaahahahaahahahhahaah

[DaJollyRoger]

*Smites Boss from his cloud in heaven*

[thebossmant]

DaJollyRoger wrote:

*Smites Boss from his cloud in heaven*

lets not smite me im soo pissed
day 2 of no ipod missin u all




i think im a addict maybe this will be good for me ????

[DaJollyRoger]

i dont have ipod either...
lucky they didn't catch you watching porn. i had a friend who parents did that....

[Mithoz]

i dont have ipod either.

*dies*


*haunts Djr in the after life*

*laughs and says 'silly Djr'

[thebossmant]

DaJollyRoger wrote:

i dont have ipod either...
lucky they didn't catch you watching porn. i had a friend who parents did that....

they havent caught me

YYYYYEEEEEEETTTTTT

[DaJollyRoger]

*wonders how mithoz is haunting him when they are both dead, threatens with 200 mb picture*

[thebossmant]

ha
ha
hahahah
hahahaahahaahahahahha

[DaJollyRoger]

*threatens boss with Haxing*

[thebossmant]

lol u dont want to hack me

i know a few people that really could to u

[Mithoz]

*scratches his head wondering what Djr is talking about*

[thebossmant]

djr is just bein weird
nothing new tho
best thing to do is to ignore him lolz

[Mithoz]

Djr you are silly. so confusing meh

[thebossmant]

he is always confusing

[DaJollyRoger]

thebossmant wrote:

djr is just bein weird
nothing new tho
best thing to do is to ignore him lolz

Awwwwwwwwwwz

[Mithoz]

DaJollyRoger wrote:

thebossmant wrote:

djr is just bein weird
nothing new tho
best thing to do is to ignore him lolz

Awwwwwwwwwwz

Don't worry Djr I won't ignore you....

[DaJollyRoger]

That could either be good or really bad...

[Mithoz]

Ermm what's the bad way?

[Da Dealer]

my fav pickup line is

nice shoes....wanna f**k

[DaJollyRoger]

Mithoz wrote:

Ermm what's the bad way?

In a pedophilistic way.... (is that a word?) re:dadealer: it's how I get all my chicks

[Mithoz]

DaJollyRoger wrote:

Mithoz wrote:

Ermm what's the bad way?

In a pedophilistic way.... (is that a word?) re:dadealer: it's how I get all my chicks

Errr okay

I use the same way to talk to random chicks and it seems to work all the time..

[Big Boss]

Yo Yo mom Yo got in my car fast Yo wit dat line foo

[frandenkamin68]

Lolz or u could go creepy pediphile "hey little children ya wanna come in ma car? I got a bag a candy wit yo name on it" but u have to lick ur lips while u say it...

[DaJollyRoger]

Okay! I love candy!

[lisida19]

Two friends pf mine got caught watching porn:
one put his ipod in te toilet and his mom just opened it( there was no pass) and there was a pro page
the other one got caught several times by his parents. The mother grounded them( they were twins) the father jusr said that its okay to watch porn cuz its of their age of doing it. He also said that next time, they should watch porn more discretly, only when their mother is not there.

[Mithoz]

lisida19 wrote:

Two friends pf mine got caught watching porn:
one put his ipod in te toilet and his mom just opened it( there was no pass) and there was a pro page
the other one got caught several times by his parents. The mother grounded them( they were twins) the father jusr said that its okay to watch porn cuz its of their age of doing it. He also said that next time, they should watch porn more discretly, only when their mother is not there.

What does that have to do with this topic?

[thebossmant]

lolz bag of candy

[hiseas21]

iz gotz noz pickz upz linesz iz wishz iz didz :(:(:(:(:( ▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼!!!!!!!!

[hiseas21]

i will nvr use that line lolz, but have u used it b4 dealer?

[DaJollyRoger]

You get slapped, trust me

[hiseas21]

yeah, i bet i could tell too, but if it was someone u know and are really close.... it might work?

[Blake van java]

hiseas21 wrote:

yeah, i bet i could tell too, but if it was someone u know and are really close.... it might work?

Do u know anything about girls?! Dnt bother with the nice shoes if u know them well....

[hiseas21]

i guess not, but itd be really really "dumb" to use that line on any circumstances (carp i started this from dealer CURSE U DEALER FOR GETTING ME INTO THIS TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[Mithoz]

Pick up lines are incredibly hard to pull off. I'm also assuming your using the pick up lines at clubs..

[hiseas21]

i nvr use them, or would i ever, it seems so lame or something to me

[Mithoz]

hiseas21 wrote:

i nvr use them, or would i ever, it seems so lame or something to me

agreed. I use a different method, but its more of a planned conversation..

[Blake van java]

Pick up lines dnt work, so just go talk to the girl...lolz

[hiseas21]

id rather agree with both of those statements more than pick up lines, big time (i still blame dealer for getting me into that problem earlier)

[Da Dealer]

if i flip this coin what are the chances of me gettin head?

[Mithoz]

60/40

Depending on what side is facing up when you flip it

[hiseas21]

50/50 but mmost likely ull drop the coin because u werent paying attention

[DaJollyRoger]

Actualy, the tail side is heavier, so 60/40 is correct, the 60 being heads