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trineroks
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:04 pm  Post subject: When life gives you lemons
post your favorite quotes here! (ty for GoldenArcher's sig lol)

When life give you lemons, you should be use to it because you are a loser and you already have a sh!tload of them

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and watch the world wonder how you did it

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Give the lemonade to someone you hate because it will taste horrible unless life gave you some sugar too

When life gives you lemons, sell the lemons and become an entreprenuer. Earn more money and hire workers and pay them minimum wage while you reap the benifits of your lemon business.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemonade stand and sell the lemons. Then use your cash to buy a shotgun. Let's see if life will make the same mistake again
wonderer
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:31 pm  
Lol I like the third one and fith one
GoldenArcher
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 6:09 pm  Post subject: ROFl
Hahah those are halrious wherd you come up with em?
trineroks
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:34 pm  
some i heard of, some on internet, one i made up

post urs here too!
N@TE
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:37 pm  Post subject: My sig
You'll just see my favorite quotes or quotes I made up as my signature. I change it monthly, on the first of the month. I made up most of them, but some I've seen before. My most recent ones I made up.

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galm
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:52 pm  
Which did u invent the first? I like the last one.
GoldenArcher
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:30 pm  
Nate I could disagree because sim will justify themselves by saying they're correct to disguise their screw ups
N@TE
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:42 pm  Post subject: still noticed
GoldenArcher wrote:
Nate I could disagree because sim will justify themselves by saying they're correct to disguise their screw ups
Yes, they can do that, but what I'm saying is that mistakes are noticed more than when everybody does stuff correctly, or in the right way. When somebody makes a mistake you notice it, but when someone does everything right you don't really notice that as much. I was going to have it be "Mistakes are noticed more than accomplishments", but that isn't entirely true. Mistakes are taken more seriously than accomplishments in my opinion though.

At galm,
Thanks. For everyone who didn't pay attention or doesn't know, it was "Your army is only as strong as it's weakest point." I made up that one and the current one. The one before that (Only the end matters) I kind of made up, but it's probaly been said before. I'll try to keep it on warfare, but sometimes I'll just do a general statement like this one.
trineroks
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:43 pm  
Nate was galm talking about your quotes... or my quotes? lol

and your quote is so true. Accomplishments are easily forgotten, one mistake is forever remembered
wonderer
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:46 pm  
O I love this one every since I hurd it it stays with me

Captain Jack Sparrow said:
A dishonest person you can trust to be dishonest but it's the honest ones you have to watch out hontesly they might do some thing stupid.

It's not a full quote but close to it.
trineroks
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:50 pm  
lol i think i remember that
N@TE
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:55 pm  Post subject: Boondocks theme song
Hey do any of you watch The Boondocks on Adult Swim? It's a great comedy show (with a little profound language), with a great 30 second theme song in the beginning. Here's the lyrics to it:

I am the stone that builder refused
I am the visual
The inspiration
That made lady sing the blues

I'm the spark that makes your idea bright
The same spark
that lights the dark
So that you can know your left from your right

I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in your gun
The inner glow that lets you know
To call your brother son
The story that just begun
The promise of what's to come
And I'm 'a remain a soldier till the war is won

I chose this becuase it has some awsome quotes in it. I tried to have this as my sig before, but it's too long. :(

You can find the video of it here on youtube.

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trineroks
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:59 pm  
boondocks is the guy with the huge afro right?

i watch robot chicken and family guy xD so hilarious
N@TE
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 9:03 pm  Post subject: Robot Chicken
Yeah I know robot chicken has got to be one of my favorite shows of all time. That ©rap is hilarious! No good quotes from that show though, just 30 second or less clips.

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trineroks
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 9:04 pm  
did you get the © from my signature? ;)

but still robot chicken is so epic
wonderer
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 9:09 pm  
Did ya'll see the hundred episode aqua team hungerforce don't watch it they killed the funny on that episode.


South park Erick says "screw you guys I'm going home" "where is it kail where's what your god dam Jew gold were is it."

let me add more form south park damit kail I told you I didn't want to get sucken in. What .I told you I didn't want to get sucked in to facebook. Well since your their can you fertilized my garden. Fuck your garden he starts ripping the garden up. Noo stop (he's crying)
trineroks
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 9:32 pm  
... lol?
N@TE
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 9:36 pm  Post subject: Bushisms
Hey guys! I found the best and funniest quotes of all! George Bush quotes otherwise known as BUSHISMS! Check it out!
wonderer
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 9:46 pm  
Hmmm I won't be mean but hmmm
trineroks
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 Post Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 9:50 pm  Post subject: Re: Bushisms
N@TE wrote:
Hey guys! I found the best and funniest quotes of all! George Bush quotes otherwise known as BUSHISMS! Check it out!

LOL N@te i question their validity. But it seems real xD
ElectronicFlesh
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 Post Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:43 am  
This isn't a quote. But my dad taught me that people are 4X more sensitive to a loss than a gain. That's why all those infomercials say buy within the next 15 minuites and get it half price. But wait thers more!
GoldenArcher
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 Post Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 4:51 am  
That's because a gain is like a penny and adds slowly over time and the loss is like that one zero you got on an assignment that can overtrow several 100s on your avaerage
galm
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 Post Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 12:39 pm  
Guys watch the snl clip with the presidential debate between bush and gore. My favorite thing ever soo funny!
trineroks
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 Post Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 1:56 pm  
these are all great, guys :D

and @ galm ill check it out when i have time
GoldenArcher
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 Post Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 2:35 pm  
look at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkWv1vHtHk

Funny video about north korean dictator[/url]

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galm
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 Post Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:52 pm  
No link archer plz make link.
ElectronicFlesh
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 Post Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:40 pm  
Move the /URL
trineroks
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 Post Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 12:20 am  
ElectronicFlesh wrote:
Move the /URL

funny, the link is available on my ipod but not the comp...
$kirky$
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 Post Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 7:40 pm  
Thx trine.
trineroks
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 Post Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 7:51 pm  
?? thanks for what kirky?
GoldenArcher
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 Post Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 9:00 am  
It funny how this all started because of my qoute LOL
trineroks
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 Post Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 4:56 pm  
lol yep. its ur 5 mins of fame :)
galm
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 Post Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:50 pm  
Strategery
trineroks
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 Post Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 8:54 pm  
? huh?
$kirky$
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 Post Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 9:25 pm  
Yo life, I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but safeway has the best lemons of all time. OF ALL TIME!

When life gives you lemons ITS A TRAP!
trineroks
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 Post Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 10:25 pm  
lol xD
danieljordankrasnove
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 Post Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 1:44 pm  Post subject: Re: When life gives you lemons
When life gives you lemons, buy Lemonade Tycoon.
trineroks
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 Post Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:01 pm  
AHAHAHAHA great one
DaJollyRoger
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 Post Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:48 pm  
Alex was asked by his mother to go shopping at the local corner store. After getting everything on the list, Alex discovered that the store was out of oranges. "Sorry, Alex" said Albert Life, the elderly shop owner, "we sold out of the oranges this morning." Alex looked depressed, saying his mother needed those oranges for a recipe. Elderly Mr. Life, pitying little Alex, walked over to the fruit stand and tossed him a pair of lemons. "Here you go, Alex" he said with a smile. "Next time you come around, I'll have those oranges for you." Alex put the lemons in his bag and walked out of the store. "When life gives you lemons..." Mr. Life quietly chuckled to himself, only to be startled by the sound of two lemons hitting his front window.
N@TE
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 Post Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:02 pm  Post subject: Another boondocks quote
I've got another quote from that show The Boondocks. This one is from episode 13 of season 1, also known as "Wingman". "Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self. Therefore, trust the physician and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility." - Khalil Gibran. Now that's deep.

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