Warfare 2.0

[guitarist809]

Here's a story I made, Lemme know if you liked it

READER DISCRESSION ADVISED: VERY BRUTAL!!



Warfare 2.0

“Congratulations, Andy,” said Olstrom as his voice crackled over the radio, “We are 900,000 credits richer!”
“Just doing my job,” replied Andy.
“Well, if you keep this up, you just might be able to take my position when I retire!”
“You really think so?”
“Sure! I got to go...” Click! The radio turned off. Andy then turned his radio back on connecting to ACME head base.
“Andy at Acme calling Jana at Acme.”
“Jana at Acme to Andy at Acme” a female computer voice responded. A few seconds passed when it spoke again, “Jana requests a video confrence. Do you accept or deny?”
“Accept!” Andy yelled into the radio excitedly. He then turned on his camera and PTV (Portable TV) and saw his beautiful wife, Jana.
“How's it going, sweetie?” Jana said in a sweet voice.
“Great! Olstrom says that I might end up getting his job if I keep up the good work!”
“Thats awesome! If you do, you will be so rich that we can move from this crowded Iracus and move to the peaceful planet Shamanur.”
“Yea, that would be nice!”
A robotic voice came on both the PTV owned by Jana and Andy saying, “Satellite malfunction, signal lost”
“What the frick?!!” Yelled Andy, “our satellites are supposed to be state-of-the-art and when I am talking to my wife, I loose connection! Gay technology!!” Andy then flipped on the switch to his radio to attempt to contact his wife, but the return signal was all garbage. “Something strange is going on. There is a one in twenty thousand chance that Acme will loose their video conference and radio all at the same time. Crap!! The only way that this could happen is if there was an atmospheric intrusion by an iron-magnesium ship.... - OMNI!!! Why I sware I'll kill every last one of em, every last one!” All of a sudden the video conference came back and Andy saw his wife with a gun pointed to her head by a masked man. “NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!” Andy yelled over the transmission, “but it was too late, the man had fired a bullet into her head causing her brains go all over the wall and camera. It took all of a second for Andy to realize what just happened. “Noo! Why? Why god? WHY?!!!”
“You have 12 hours to deliver 1,000,000 credits to position D-12 of planet Laugzvern or else everyone you know, including you, will be slowly slaughtered.” Said the masked man on the PTV.
“Who are you, why are you doing this?” Asked Andy.
“If you ask another question, I will give you two hours to do what I just told you to do instead of twelve!” Replied the man. When the transmission was cut off, Andy realized that it was Gordon Fox who had done this.
“Heh, yea right! There's no way I am giving him one million credits for killing my wife. I am going to finish him once and for all!”

Andy then took his compact ship to find where Fox was located. After 3 hours of spaceflight, Andy managed to find Fox's ship and landed on it. Due to the smaller size of his ship, it was undetectable to radar therefore giving Andy an advantage. And then put on his carbon-sodium suit, grabbed an MK-39, rocket launcher, 3 hand grenades, and a life support system that would let him survive in space. Andy ventured into the ship until he saw Fox waiting behind him.

“Ive been waiting for you,” Andy said without even looking at him.
“When I killed your wife, I almost expected her head to fall off!” Replied Fox.
“WTF?!! You sick freak!”
They both pulled out their guns and shot, Andy missed, but Fox hit Andy's shield, but no damage was done.
“Stupid, you missed!” Laughed Fox.
“Actually, I didn't!” replied Andy. It turns out that Andy hit the airlock button and the door slid open. Both of them flew out of the ship with their life support systems. Unfortunately all their weapons flew too far out for them to reach them so they began to fist-fight in space. Andy managed to open Fox's life support system and crack his helmet before he could do anything about it. Andy jumped back and watched as Fox imploded in space, 10 feet in front of him. At first Fox's head popped launching his brains in all different directions, his eyes began to get smaller and smaller until his pupil's shot out of them. Then Fox's spacesuit cracked open exposing his body imploding, slowly. First his body began to get really small until his stomach flew out of his mouth, spewing blood and acids everywhere. Then his belly opened up and shot intestines and blood everywhere. Andy then teleported to the Acme Moon Base.

“Holey crap, Andy! Your a mess, you've got blood and guts all over your suit! What the heck happened!” Yelled Olstrom.
“I, uh, got into a little fight with fox in space.”
“You mean you killed our enemy?'
“I believe so, I think I can remember seeing his heart beat before it imploded in front of me.”
“That sounds pretty brutal”

The End!!

[guitarist809]

brutal, huh?

[!HUDRA!]

thout it would be worse. And why didnt ya do Andy shoved his rifle up foxes V***** and out of his chect and then his balls imploded senging shit all over the place.

[guitarist809]

lol

[MysticNova]

hey guitarist..............you should never be a writer........seriously dude..........

[015734]

Still, that was entertaining for a few minuites

[guitarist809]

lol, was too bored to do anything, so I wrote a story for absolutly no reason.

[dancer402]

you must have a lot of time on your hands...

[guitarist809]

Wrote from 9 to 10 PM MST

[dancer402]

what a waste

[palm101]

Hey, I wasn't allowed to play video games!!

[P.Kitty]

if you could get an e-book version of your story (or any other warfare stories like this one) I'd love to get it

good story, a little freaky, especially since andy didn't seem too mad after killing fox, he did kill his wife you know

[palm101]

This is just a rough draft of part 1. Its still gunna continue

[P.Kitty]

dancer402 wrote:

what a waste

it seems like a fun pastime

hey! if you finish chapter one, please post it

[dancer402]

it IS a waste seriously i mean its a good waste but still a waste

[palm101]

oh well...

[P.Kitty]

let's be philosophical!

if you think about it, almost everything we do is a waste of time, wether it's good or bad, is purely a matter of opinion, this however can range between hitting your head against the wall repeatedly (ow, ow, ow...) or national security (why should we defend ourselves? We're just gonna get attacked again.)

[palm101]

lol. True - Like me posting here. This has wasted approximately 34 seconds of my life! But I dont care! The sooner I die, the better (Life sucks, dont you think?)

jk

but this post seriously took 34 seconds to make (i timed it)

[P.Kitty]

I don't think the posting is the waste of tim, I think it's the pure fact that you timed it

[015734]

P.Kitty wrote:

I don't think the posting is the waste of tim, I think it's the pure fact that you timed it

Yea I have wasted hours upon hours learning useless stuff I'll never use in life, still I will always have to learn it

[palm101]

yea.

Hey, does anyone like the avatar I got?
(I didn't make it, and thats NOT me in the picture)

[015734]

palm101 wrote:

Hey, does anyone like the avatar I got?
(I didn't make it, and thats NOT me in the picture)

Good to know

[palm101]

lol

[P.Kitty]

015734 wrote:

palm101 wrote:

Hey, does anyone like the avatar I got?
(I didn't make it, and thats NOT me in the picture)

Good to know

good point...

Yeah, it's hilarius!

oh, and on the wasting time topic, I've wasted my time learning AP chemistry, AP world history, AP world literature, Economics, Pre-Calculus, Level II french, and Writing and critical analisis, What a waste of time, when will I ever use all of this, seriously, when?

[palm101]

When you'r life is almost over.

Last saying "OH CRAP!! According to my AP classes, the chemical imbalance and language levels are out of wack! My reading level is screwed, and I'm about to be world history. I can't believe that Calculus needs a CAlculator!!"

Dead!

[P.Kitty]

lol, calculus requires a graphing calculator, look for "easycalc"

[palm101]

EasyCalc?

[P.Kitty]

for palm os --> http://freewarepalm.com/calculator/easycalc.shtml

[palm101]

awsome!

[P.Kitty]

I use it alot, graph these:

sqrt(x-2)+1
sqrt(-x-2)+1
-sqrt((-4/9)(x^2)+6)

with x & y minimum set at -5 and x & y maximum set at 5 (no grid)

[palm101]

didnt do anything...

[Verdagon]

You know whats a freaky equation?

( ( x * y ) / ( x + y + 1 ) % 2 == 0 )

Of course, no calculators support this (The modulus and is-equal-to operators don't exist, at least the way this uses it). You need to program it

[P.Kitty]

% <-- is that percent or did you mean divided by --> /

[palm101]

modulus is the remainder of a division statment

EX

10%3 is like 1.

1 is the remainder while 3 goes into 10 3 times w/ 1 remainder.

9%3 would be 0

[P.Kitty]

problem is, while only given 1 equation and no other facts or info, you can't find the exact # that x & y must be

[palm101]

Uhh, please explain <--!eM tsoL uoY--!>

!eM tsoL uoY=You Lost Me!

[P.Kitty]

X+Y=5
X/Y=1.5

X must be 3 and Y must be 2, it's the only posible solution, if only given 1 equation but two unknown variables, you can't find an exact numbe for each variable (I know how to solve systems of three equations with three variables)

[palm101]

hmmm, still lost

[P.Kitty]

it's too vague if there is mare than one variable and only one equation, you can't find an exact value fo both variables

[palm101]

sure

[P.Kitty]

you don't get it do you?

[palm101]

I get it now.

[P.Kitty]

cool

[guitarist809]

I'm gunna be writing another story soon enough !

[P.Kitty]

cool, hope it's good!

[!HUDRA!]

LOL DO IT.

[P.Kitty]

yes, If you want I could make it into an e-book

[!HUDRA!]

ROLF you should defanatly do that and make an ad for WI. And we can make a mission based on that.

[guitarist809]

Lol, I'm gunna get started soon enough

[!HUDRA!]

And make BIG battle with andy and fox in it.

[P.Kitty]

my missions have a plan forca very large battle

[guitarist809]

Alright, a story is comming soon - its not about warfare, but it does have brutalness in it. Its about the vietnam war!!

Its for my english class - due friday (ill post it fri, sat, or sun depending on my free time).

[P.Kitty]

lol! that reminds me of battlefield vietnam (great computer game). but that's a bit off topic.

returning to topic (kinda): how illegal would you say it would be to make warfare 2? (probably extremely)

[guitarist809]

P.Kitty wrote:

lol! that reminds me of battlefield vietnam (great computer game). but that's a bit off topic.

returning to topic (kinda): how illegal would you say it would be to make warfare 2? (probably extremely)

I dunno, you'd probably be sewed for name rights though.

And actually, this story is based of battlefield vietnam!!

I have bt1942 (no expansions), bfvietnam, and bf2demo!

[P.Kitty]

really, I never noticed. my brother has bf2 for his ps2, it's sooooo cool. especially when playing online

[nintendog]

What would you do with warfare, anyway?

[!HUDRA!]

Lol BF2 is sosoooo mutch fun!!!!

[White_Knight]

what the hell has BF2 about Warfare ?

and sorry ive been out for few weeks tell me news, u planing to make a 2nd version of wafare???????

[guitarist809]

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